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gtfoyourcomputer:

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gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”  


THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

H UICK BON FOX JUMPSS OV H KLAZ DOG

TE QUICK BROWN FOX JUP OVER TE LAZY O

keyboard I am disappointed

TE QUICK BROWN FOX JUP OVER TE LAZY O

well… that was tedious.

H CK BN FX JMD V H LAZ DG

wtf? does this mean I need a new keyboard? 

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ineedasidekick replied to your post: ineedasidekick replied to your photoset gratuitous…

asdfkjlkjsasdffd MY BODY IS READY pfft it’s not my drool, it’s just raining in here hnnnnng

TAKE ME TOM. 

lol

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ineedasidekick replied to your photoset

gratuitous crotch shot is glorious hnnnng

right?! I just stared at it like an idiot the first time i seen that picture. why must you sit like a whore, tom?!

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valeria2067:

I got my PhD in PWP at Johnlock University.

Courses of Study include:

  • Subtext, Context, and Buttsex: Intro to Literary and Film analysis
  • Shipping 101: If it Fits on a Page or on a Screen, it Ships.
  • Gay: Because of Course They Are. Okay, Maybe Bi Works, Too.
  • Fanfic and Fanart Physics: Will That Fit In There and How Often?
  • Girls: Eww. Except with Each Other. Then Yay.
  • Feels: How to Survive When Your Heart is Julienned with a Lawnmower.
  • Canon: Fuck It Unless It Helps Prove Your Point. But Really Who Cares.
  • Non-OTP Ships: Everyone Wants John’s Dick. This is a Fact.
  • Incest, DubCon, NonCon: Cool. Whatever, Dude.

Earn your

  • Confirmed Bachelor’s degree
  • your Master Criminal degree
  • or your PhD (Please, harder & Deeper).
     

ENROLL TODAY (or just get a Tumblr).

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tyleroakley:

Literally, same.

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sohte:

Just in case you forgot. 

sohte:

Just in case you forgot.
 

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